Text messaging during a rock show is not cool. Checking your Blackberry every five minutes during a rock show is not in the least bit cool. I don't care if you are expecting a message from fucking Dick Cheney. If you are using your Blackberry at a rock show, you are a tool. Using your Blackberry to take photos of random female audience members, who may or may not be music bloggers, is really fucking creepy. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Don't be a loser. Leave your Blackberry at home if you want to rock, and stop annoying the rest of us. Don't make me kick your ass!
Nirvana - Stay Away.mp3
Buy: Nevermind (1991)
If you don't already own Nevermind, then you might as well take your Blackberry and give up now. You suck.