This is a song for those of you in the audience who have trouble getting up on Sunday morning and going to church. I've discovered something that is a candy item, it's actually kind of an immaculate confection. There's a cross on one side, a bible inscription on the other. You put it in your mouth and when it's gone you can get up and leave.
Congrats to Mr. Waits on his induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I am going to be spending the next week months/years being obsessed with Waits' music. Stay tuned.